a giant corporation taking over all the books

Ugh. I just watched the show's season 1. T.T Fiona. I love you. My heart just broke for her so much.

I suddenly wanted to read Seth/Ryan again. That pairing was extremely delicious, IMO.

Okay.

Suits slash.

Where is it?

Watched the laptop scene again with The Social Network.

Everytime Wardo starts with "you set me up", my heart begins to break.

Because all I ever hear is After all I've given up for you, after all I've given you, everything that I have and everything that I could ever be, this is what I get?

Is this how little I mean to you?

WARDO. T.T

OMG. Someone give me more TSN fics. Where are all the Mark/Eduardo fics?

GUYS. Where are all the TSN RPS fics? Especially, if they're this good: http://passe-simple.livejournal.com/28973.html

SHOW ME ALL OF YOUR FICS.

http://fuckyeahinceptionships.tumblr.com/post/1585133345/arthur-eames-formula-1-by-som

Is there an actual fic for this?

Please say yes.

And that it's written by someone good.

UGH. I may or may not be writing a fic where Eames and Arthur have known each other before Mal jumped and how they all have this UST and they've been dancing around each other. And then one night, something's about to happen, like the two of them are finally going to own up to it and do something about it.

Then Mal jumps.

THEN it tells how Arthur wanted so very badly to choose Eames but when Mal jumped, he had to be there for Dom because he owes the Cobbs everything. And he and Eames part ways.

But the story really starts after inception where Eames stays at Arthur's house until he finds another job. And kind of never really leaves. And Arthur and Eames are all domestic but never really touching or anything. Just secret smiles across the room which make Ariadne gag and Yusuf blanch in disgust. There's nothing official but they watch Arthur's stupid nature documentaries until three in the morning and Eames starts snoring and falls asleep on Arthur's shoulder and Arthur doesn't do anything. Then in the morning, they just shake if off like nothing. Maybe, stare a little bit at each other. BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. BECAUSE THAT'S THE STATUS QUO and you don't fuck with it.

And then something happens and Arthur takes a bullet for Ariadne on a job gone wrong. And Eames goes sheet-white. And he rushes Arthur to the nearest hospital and Arthur keeps telling him not to fucking fuss, it's just a fucking flesh wound and Eames wants to scream at him "I'M THE FUCKING BRIT HERE! I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE USING UNDERSTATEMENTS OF THE CENTURY!" but he is too busy threatening nurses and doctors with Grevious Bodily Bloody Sodding Harm if they do not take care of Arthur now.

Then he goes back and shoots every one of the gits who shot at Arthur. In both knees. Before possibly cutting off their trigger fingers.

Then everything calms down. They go back to their house and Arthur gets a clean bill of health. And the first thing he does is try to get some alcohol in him because that was an entire month without alcohol while trying to heal from a gaping hole in his fucking side. And he grabs a bottle of wine from the rack and uncorks it, takes a healthy swig and leans forward on the counter.

Then, then.

Then Eames leans into him, places his lips on the soft skin of Arthur's nape. And Arthur freezes up. Because he can place a bullet between the eyes of a man at fifty paces. Because he can take one look at a person's credit card statement and know how to dismantle him. Because his timing is always impeccable.

But he has nothing against Eames who has decided to break status quo.

And Eames say "Arthur. I think it's time we stopped pretending."

...

RIGHT. SO. WHO'S BETA-ING?

So. Arthur has a competence kink.

He has had to fight his attraction for Eames because, well, Eames really is the best in this business. He has to calm his breath when Eames seamlessly goes through a dozen faces in less time than it takes to toast bread.

Arthur has watched other forgers struggle to keep a face on and yet, Eames says darling and turns into a gorgeous, long-legged brunette, love before presenting a septuagenarian wearing a french maid's uniform (before Arthur decidedly scrubs this image from his mind, he will be fascinated at Eames' own twisted brand of humor).

And now.

And now, after the Fischer job.

After fucking inception.

Arthur doesn't delude himself. He knows that he played a very important job in the whole thing but it really was Cobb and Eames who redefined deception and pulled off the impossible.

Now, Arthur's palms suffer angry, red crescent-shaped marks everytime he has to stop himself from reaching out and finding out for himself if Eames' stubble is as deliciously rough as he imagines it to be.

I am looking for THE Inception icon to replace wet!Sam.

Sorry, Sam. We had a good long run. But Arthur/Eames is so delicious.

DUDE.

JGL.

Nuff said.

I...

I am writing Inception fic.

...

Inception, what have you done to me?

WHERE DO I GO FOR ALL INCEPTION-RELATED GOODNESS? TELL ME WHICH COMMS TO JOIN?

Uh...

So... I happened to catch an episode of JONAS LA. My reactions are thus:

WTF NICK, WTF. WHY SO FUCKING BIG AND ALL GROWN UP?

UNF UNF UNF.

People. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN JONAS SEASON ONE. DID ANYTHING IMPORTANT HAPPEN?

ETA. WHY AM I SO EXCITED FOR MACY/NICK TO HAPPEN? WHY?!

From here.

Question: The new "Avatar" is a woman. What inspired you to change the sex of the protagonist of the series?

So effing annoying. It's like a female can't be a protagonist. ARGH.

But I love how DiMartino and Konietzko answered and I will always love them for it.

Michael DiMartino: It’s not so much about changing because we had Avatar Kyoshi before Aang. We’d established that the Avatar can be male or female and we just thought let’s explore one of those more in depth, because Kyoshi was a popular character with a lot of fans and it seemed like a great opportunity to not retread what we’d done with Aang, who was a great hero, we all loved him, but we really wanted to try something different. And we have so many great female fans out there, who really responded to Katara in the first series, we thought we have the fan base who are really going to enjoy seeing the Avatar be a female.

Konietzko: Mike and I, we love those characters too, and we’ve encountered countless fans who are male who really like those characters too. We just don’t subscribe to the conventional wisdom that you can’t have an action series led by a female character. It’s kinda nonsense to us.

GOD.

Why can't we have more creators like them?

Bring up the console.
astraeasflight: Using the tilde key.
astraeasflight: Make sure it's enabled in the game options.
astraeasflight: then type "setinfo name "Yournamehere""
astraeasflight: Minus the first pair of quotes.

Okay, people.

ADMIT IT.

The opening scene was sad and fantastically done.

GUYS.

TALK TO ME ABOUT SOUTHLAND.

LIKE HOW BEN ACCOMPANIED JOHN TO REHAB LIKE A GOOD BOYFRIEND DOES.

OR HOW LYDIA SMACKED DOWN ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO GET IN HER WAY. I DID NOT DOUBT FOR ONE SECOND THAT SHE WOULD ARREST TYLER OFF OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD.

FUCK.

Will Gardner, why so fucking hot?

Pale, tired, shaking, eyes sunken and scruffy and STILL looks better than Cary.

OKAY:

Logan Lerman/Nick Jonas.

I have read two.

I BELIEVE.

HEIDI.

These are two pretty boys who are painfully pretty and kiss each other after lots of boy-stupidity and non-dates-which-are-actually-dates-but-they-didn't-know-it-at-that-time.

HELL YEAH YOU SHOULD BE ALL OVER THIS.

FLIST. It was my first day of work today at my new company.

It did not go well. I ruined my shoes! I totally tripped on his jutting pavement thingy and almost brained myself on the pavement. I narrowly avoided this fate by invoking my Polar-Bear-Acrobatics but at the cost of my shoes whose sides was completely ripped. I will have to pester my mother to buy me a new pair, citing the reason that my shoe rack will be woefully sad if it had an odd number of shoes in its belly instead of the previous ten that it holds.

Then it was one boring seminar after another and I had to cup my hands below my ears because I had to be able to catch my brain in case it started leaking out of sheer boredom. And I was seated next to what is possible the most odious woman alive. She was a complete whiner, going on and on about how hungry she was and how uncomfortable the chairs were (hello, someone who sits like she's trying to give Quasimodo a run for his hunchbacking money is definitely going to get a backache - you don't even HAVE BOOBS, WOMAN! WHAT'S STOPPING YOU FROM SITTING UPRIGHT?). Stupidity plus a complete lack of mouth censor is a formidable opponent for patience. I wanted to stab her in the eye with my pen.

I think I nodded off at some point which was rather unfortunate, seeing that I was sitting at the third row with only one person in front of me. If the speakers saw me trying to preserve what was left of my sanity by sleeping, then poofu to them. If they want my attention, they should freaking work for it.

The one good thing about the whole day was that I got to go to Starbucks. The one bad thing was that I discovered that the Starbucks branch was FAR. At my old working place, it was a short one minute walk. This ones takes seven! If I want a Starbucks fix during my fifteen-minute break, I'll have to run all the way to Starbucks! In my nice shoes!

I have another day of work tomorrow. God, I hope the speakers/trainers are moderately more interesting. I'd rather slit my wrists than go to another day of that.

I know you watched Glee. Don't bother denying it.

I know you loved Kurt. Bitch, please. Don't front.

Did you want to see more of Kurt? Did you want to see more of his awesomeness cranked up to elevenbajiwingillion?

Behold:

http://rageprufrock.livejournal.com/361748.html

Hilarious. Spot on. Absolutely fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntSvaVtPXjM

For people who wish to reminisce about Nick Jonas giggling. Watch this. Also?

LISTEN TO THAT FREAKING WORD ASSOCIATION BIT AND DIE OF THE EPIC BROTHER-LOVE. YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN YOU HEAR IT.

Richard: Why would she kill herself during devotion?

Verna: As opposed to what? Killing herself during teatime?

God, I love Verna. Her ninja stars of GLORY AND PAIN and her SNARK is just so delicious.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ARE THERE ANY PICTURES OF CHRISTOPHER (DAVID SUTCLIFFE) WITH HIS SHIRT OFF?

THE MAN IS A TOTAL DILF.

ETA. AHA! Not only did I find pictures of him with his shirt off but I also saw pictures of him in bed! With another man! My Google-fu is strong.

ETAA. OMIGOD. GILMORE GIRLS. After making me go through four mediocre seasons, you STILL BREAK MY HEART. WTF?! THEY'RE SPLITTING LUKE/LORELAI! NOOOOOOOOO.