a giant corporation taking over all the books

I changed my mind.

I want to kick Jess in the teeth, hot abs be damned.

Building her a car is always going to be greater than bulldozing a snowman.

Okay, so.

I have a dirty confession to make.

I kind of... uh... like Jess.

PUT THE TAR AND FEATHERS DOWN, CAM.

THIS.

"Your boyfriend's waiting."

"He's not my boyfriend."

"Whatever."

"Dean! Stop!"

"Why?"

"Because I love you, you idiot!"

And then there was kissing and more but I missed that because I gave myself a concussion and had to be rushed to the hospital after I hurled myself into the kitchen sink because I was unable to contain my glee.

God, how the hell did you people manage to get through this finale?

Fandom, help me!

I don't have Gilmore Girls 1.19 and 1.21! The community-who-cannot-be-named where I download my files from don't have it anymore for download. I don't really blame them since apparently, the show is old BUT!

FANDOM, HELP ME! I am cut off from Lorelai Gilmore's SNARKING AND WEE!JARED! I usually just download from MegaUpload but now, I am going to scour the internet for a torrent (please, Lord, let there be one).

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

HE'S BUILDING HER A CAR. HE'S BUILDING HER A CAR.

HE'S BUILDING HER A CAR.

After so many years of that Gilmore Girl reference flying over my head, I UNDERSTAND IT NOW AND I SEE THE LIGHT.

DEAN FORESTER IS BUILDING RORY GILMORE A CHARIOT OF STEEL THAT WILL BE POWERED BY HIS LOVE AND ADORABLE DIMPLES. EVERYTIME HE SMILES, THE CAR GOES TO WARP SPEED NINE.

HE'S BUILDING HER A CAR.

ETA. THEY BROKE UP?! WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS?!

It is, NOT AT ALL, acceptable for a grown man to pause a Gilmore Girls episode everytime Jared Padalecki appears on screen, emit a high-pitched noise and start hurling myself into the wall.

Only to accumulate a healthy amount of bruises in the shape of Virgin Mary, calm down and then repeat the whole process all over again when Jared Padalecki starts speaking.

Gilmore Girls, what have you done to me?!

Okay. OKAY.

I just started watching the pilot of Gilmore Girls. HERE WE GO.

Matt Czuchry. Christ. So freaking hot. I don't know if it's the actor or the characters. But I would seriously want to sleep with either Cary or Will.

UGH. When is Vampire Diaries going to come back?

I want hot vampire brothers doing fang-faces at each other NAO PLOX.

Taylor Lautner just did a black flip on SNL.

WHAT? WHAT? OH MY GOD.

MIKHALE, HE'S SEVENTEEN. SEVENTEEN.

AND DID THINGS. WITH A STICK. A SHINY STICK.

FATHERHUMPING SEVENTEEN.

Uh... are we sure Kevin Jonas is straight?

Zac to Kevin:

OK, here it is. Your choice, it's simple, her or me. And I'm sure she's really great. But Derek Kevin, I love you. In a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music clothes, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head sing a musical outside your window in the pouring rain, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me.

Choose me.

Love me.

*

Someone write it for me, please.

ETA. But with less cheating on Danielle because she's awesome.

Ugh. Want more Kevron.

There's like three people in JoBros fandom who write Kevron.

Oh Glee.

You make so happy.

Anybody have a copy of that song in the end? I've always liked that song. It was used in Eragon (one of the most stunningly crappy fantasy movies in existence) but I like how they play it when Eragon's flying. So, I do have fond memories of it.

So, hello show. I am so, so sorry for saying what I said last time.

( SPN 5.04 )