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One Direction OT5 PWP

Jul. 30th, 2012 | 07:38 pm

Guys, I want to write this filthy PWP where they're all on the couch cuddling and watching the Olympics and Louis is listening to Niall's breathing and he's about to fall asleep because they're all tired and sore from the sex they had earlier (also, Louis is totally smelling Niall's skin because he loves how Niall smells after sex, come and sweat and all). So, Louis is about to fall asleep when he notices that Niall's breathing... changes.

accidental porn. overstimulation.Collapse )

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Jul. 14th, 2012 | 02:20 pm

Question 1 of that One Direction Voice meme going around:

1. How did you get sucked into the One Direction madness? (do you want to blame someone in particular?) How long ago did it happen?

Answer 1 by Mikhale

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1D ships

Jun. 22nd, 2012 | 11:29 am

So, my favorite ship is Liam/Zayne. I DON'T KNOW. There's just something so endearing about the two of them. And it always has, at least, a mild application of angst. AND PINING. Guys, you know how much of a sucker I am for pining.

My next favorite is Liam/Lous (it is clear who my favorite 1D member is) (LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM). I just like how bouncy Louis is and how distressed Liam is when it comes to him. It's silliness and fluff and so awesome.

You guys might be wondering why I don't have Louis/Harry there.

BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS EPIC.

And I am totally afraid of touching that ship. It's like staring into the sun.

(Might still write it though).

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Jun. 1st, 2012 | 09:28 am

OH GOD. OH GOD.

YOU ARE ALL FIRED.

NOBODY TOLD ME THAT TUMBLR WOULD EAT YOU. CHEW YOU UP. SPIT YOU. AND THEN SHIT ON YOU.

WHAT?!

I just kept reblogging and adding more people to follow and NOW. FML.

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May. 29th, 2012 | 10:34 am

Someone please, please give me all the 1D fics. I will read all of them. In any pairing or permutation. Harry/Louis. Liam/Zayne. OT5. EVERYTHING. Guys, don't let me STARVE.

I kind of want to write an epic Harry/Louis fic now. They're just so... GAAAAAH.

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1D fic

May. 28th, 2012 | 02:28 am

Julia, I hate you. I hate you so much. But I also want to have your babies because you introduced me to LIAAAAAAAM (I am incapable of saying his name in anything less than eternal uppercase and at least four A's).

So, I've been thinking about Liam and Zayne and they are clearly boyfriends. They're the QUIET couple in contrast to the sheer insanity that is Louis and Harry.

So there's this AU where Liam and Niall are besties. Like ever since Niall saved Liam from a couple of assholes who were trying to flush his head down the toilet. Niall did this by kicking them both in the nuts and then hitting them in the face for good measure.

And then Liam's all looking down on his feet and all "Thank you," and trying not to drip toilet water all over Niall's sneakers. And Niall shrugs and says "Yeah, can you buy me a pizza because I'm broke and I'm still hungry."

Fast forward and they're still BESTIES and they're in a grocery or a supermarket. Tesco's or something and Niall's panicking because his girlfriend's coming over with her FRIENDS to their flat and Niall doesn't have any food prepared. AT ALL.

Niall: Okay, so we've been like together for years, you know. And I know she's fine with like the pizza and the noodles in the flat but she's bringing her friends. Liam. Her friends. I can't bloody serve them ramen in fancy cups.

Liam: One, we don't have fancy cups. Two, we don't have ramen. And three, don't you mean, I'll serve them ramen while you and Marie snog in your room?

Niall: Liam, don't be petty. I need to come up with decent food for three average-sized women and the two of us, Liam. Liam, help me.

And Liam's so fond of his stupid bestfriend and laughs and tries to fend off Niall when Niall jumps on him and tries to beat him up for laughing at his predicament.

Liam: Okay! Okay! I'll help!

This is why they're in a supermarket and Liam's barely managed to avoid being involved in trolley manslaughter incident by jumping to the side when two obviously deranged boys come careening down the aisle. They look like the same physical age as Liam but obviously extremely retarded mentally.

Boy 1: Watch the sugar!
Boy 2: The sugar must be eradicated!

The trolley crashes into a stack of sugar and it spills everywhere. Then this third boy comes up and sees them and shouts: Harry! Louis! Again?!

And then he sees Liam who's standing by the side, clutching his asparagus (he was going to make asparagus soup because Marie loves it and Liam hates it - Liam is very petty, at times). Boy 3 smiles and Liam might or might not have clutched his asparagus tighter.

Boy 3: I'm sorry for my pets. I only let them out once every three months.

Liam gestures with the asparagus to Harry and Louis who are now trying to put sugar in each other's hair and rub them on each other's cheeks.

Liam: I can see why.
Boy 3: They're not usually like this. Okay, that's a lie. They're always like this. Sometimes, it's worse.
Liam: Worse than putting sugar in each other's hair?
Boy 3: They do things to produce. They call themselves the Vegetable Vagabonds.
Liam: That's a terrible superhero duo name.
Boy 3: I know. But try telling them that.

Boy 3 smiles then holds out his hand. I'm Zayne.

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mikhale

Shameless

Jan. 17th, 2012 | 12:35 pm

Ugh. I just watched the show's season 1. T.T Fiona. I love you. My heart just broke for her so much.

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Dec. 31st, 2011 | 10:33 am

I suddenly wanted to read Seth/Ryan again. That pairing was extremely delicious, IMO.

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Jul. 13th, 2011 | 01:25 pm

Okay.

Suits slash.

Where is it?

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someone make me stop watching TSN

Apr. 7th, 2011 | 08:52 am

Watched the laptop scene again with The Social Network.

Everytime Wardo starts with "you set me up", my heart begins to break.

Because all I ever hear is After all I've given up for you, after all I've given you, everything that I have and everything that I could ever be, this is what I get?

Is this how little I mean to you?


WARDO. T.T

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Mar. 14th, 2011 | 11:58 am

OMG. Someone give me more TSN fics. Where are all the Mark/Eduardo fics?

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TSN RPS

Feb. 20th, 2011 | 09:07 pm

GUYS. Where are all the TSN RPS fics? Especially, if they're this good: http://passe-simple.livejournal.com/28973.html

SHOW ME ALL OF YOUR FICS.

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Ummmmmm...

Nov. 16th, 2010 | 09:52 pm

http://fuckyeahinceptionships.tumblr.com/post/1585133345/arthur-eames-formula-1-by-som

Is there an actual fic for this?

Please say yes.

And that it's written by someone good.

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Inception

Oct. 29th, 2010 | 03:52 pm

UGH. I may or may not be writing a fic where Eames and Arthur have known each other before Mal jumped and how they all have this UST and they've been dancing around each other. And then one night, something's about to happen, like the two of them are finally going to own up to it and do something about it.

Then Mal jumps.

THEN it tells how Arthur wanted so very badly to choose Eames but when Mal jumped, he had to be there for Dom because he owes the Cobbs everything. And he and Eames part ways.

But the story really starts after inception where Eames stays at Arthur's house until he finds another job. And kind of never really leaves. And Arthur and Eames are all domestic but never really touching or anything. Just secret smiles across the room which make Ariadne gag and Yusuf blanch in disgust. There's nothing official but they watch Arthur's stupid nature documentaries until three in the morning and Eames starts snoring and falls asleep on Arthur's shoulder and Arthur doesn't do anything. Then in the morning, they just shake if off like nothing. Maybe, stare a little bit at each other. BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. BECAUSE THAT'S THE STATUS QUO and you don't fuck with it.

And then something happens and Arthur takes a bullet for Ariadne on a job gone wrong. And Eames goes sheet-white. And he rushes Arthur to the nearest hospital and Arthur keeps telling him not to fucking fuss, it's just a fucking flesh wound and Eames wants to scream at him "I'M THE FUCKING BRIT HERE! I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE USING UNDERSTATEMENTS OF THE CENTURY!" but he is too busy threatening nurses and doctors with Grevious Bodily Bloody Sodding Harm if they do not take care of Arthur now.

Then he goes back and shoots every one of the gits who shot at Arthur. In both knees. Before possibly cutting off their trigger fingers.

Then everything calms down. They go back to their house and Arthur gets a clean bill of health. And the first thing he does is try to get some alcohol in him because that was an entire month without alcohol while trying to heal from a gaping hole in his fucking side. And he grabs a bottle of wine from the rack and uncorks it, takes a healthy swig and leans forward on the counter.

Then, then.

Then Eames leans into him, places his lips on the soft skin of Arthur's nape. And Arthur freezes up. Because he can place a bullet between the eyes of a man at fifty paces. Because he can take one look at a person's credit card statement and know how to dismantle him. Because his timing is always impeccable.

But he has nothing against Eames who has decided to break status quo.

And Eames say "Arthur. I think it's time we stopped pretending."

...

RIGHT. SO. WHO'S BETA-ING?

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Inception thoughts

Sep. 6th, 2010 | 04:27 pm

So. Arthur has a competence kink.

He has had to fight his attraction for Eames because, well, Eames really is the best in this business. He has to calm his breath when Eames seamlessly goes through a dozen faces in less time than it takes to toast bread.

Arthur has watched other forgers struggle to keep a face on and yet, Eames says darling and turns into a gorgeous, long-legged brunette, love before presenting a septuagenarian wearing a french maid's uniform (before Arthur decidedly scrubs this image from his mind, he will be fascinated at Eames' own twisted brand of humor).

And now.

And now, after the Fischer job.

After fucking inception.

Arthur doesn't delude himself. He knows that he played a very important job in the whole thing but it really was Cobb and Eames who redefined deception and pulled off the impossible.

Now, Arthur's palms suffer angry, red crescent-shaped marks everytime he has to stop himself from reaching out and finding out for himself if Eames' stubble is as deliciously rough as he imagines it to be.

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Sep. 4th, 2010 | 11:08 am

I am looking for THE Inception icon to replace wet!Sam.

Sorry, Sam. We had a good long run. But Arthur/Eames is so delicious.

DUDE.

JGL.

Nuff said.

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after these long years.

Aug. 31st, 2010 | 08:37 am

I...

I am writing Inception fic.

...

Inception, what have you done to me?

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Aug. 30th, 2010 | 11:42 am

WHERE DO I GO FOR ALL INCEPTION-RELATED GOODNESS? TELL ME WHICH COMMS TO JOIN?

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Aug. 3rd, 2010 | 02:23 pm

Uh...

So... I happened to catch an episode of JONAS LA. My reactions are thus:

WTF NICK, WTF. WHY SO FUCKING BIG AND ALL GROWN UP?

UNF UNF UNF.

People. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN JONAS SEASON ONE. DID ANYTHING IMPORTANT HAPPEN?

ETA. WHY AM I SO EXCITED FOR MACY/NICK TO HAPPEN? WHY?!

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mikhale

UGH. INTERVIEWER FAIL.

Jul. 24th, 2010 | 05:29 pm

From here.

Question: The new "Avatar" is a woman. What inspired you to change the sex of the protagonist of the series?

So effing annoying. It's like a female can't be a protagonist. ARGH.

But I love how DiMartino and Konietzko answered and I will always love them for it.

Michael DiMartino: It’s not so much about changing because we had Avatar Kyoshi before Aang. We’d established that the Avatar can be male or female and we just thought let’s explore one of those more in depth, because Kyoshi was a popular character with a lot of fans and it seemed like a great opportunity to not retread what we’d done with Aang, who was a great hero, we all loved him, but we really wanted to try something different. And we have so many great female fans out there, who really responded to Katara in the first series, we thought we have the fan base who are really going to enjoy seeing the Avatar be a female.

Konietzko: Mike and I, we love those characters too, and we’ve encountered countless fans who are male who really like those characters too. We just don’t subscribe to the conventional wisdom that you can’t have an action series led by a female character. It’s kinda nonsense to us.

GOD.

Why can't we have more creators like them?

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found this in my in-progress fanfic folder

Jul. 11th, 2010 | 09:20 pm

Dean traces the defiant curve of Sam's hipbones with his lips, reverent and worshiping, as if they were something precious.

And of course, of course, they are.

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May. 11th, 2010 | 10:38 am

Bring up the console.
astraeasflight: Using the tilde key.
astraeasflight: Make sure it's enabled in the game options.
astraeasflight: then type "setinfo name "Yournamehere""
astraeasflight: Minus the first pair of quotes.

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Vampire Diaries 1.20

May. 2nd, 2010 | 09:01 am

Okay, people.

ADMIT IT.

The opening scene was sad and fantastically done.

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Mar. 29th, 2010 | 10:21 am

GUYS.

TALK TO ME ABOUT SOUTHLAND.

LIKE HOW BEN ACCOMPANIED JOHN TO REHAB LIKE A GOOD BOYFRIEND DOES.

OR HOW LYDIA SMACKED DOWN ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO GET IN HER WAY. I DID NOT DOUBT FOR ONE SECOND THAT SHE WOULD ARREST TYLER OFF OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD.

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Mar. 18th, 2010 | 11:06 am

FUCK.

Will Gardner, why so fucking hot?

Pale, tired, shaking, eyes sunken and scruffy and STILL looks better than Cary.

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