United States of Tara
Jul. 9th, 2009 | 10:34 am
Marshall baby, I love you.
Let me wrap you in a blanket and feed you soup.
Let me wrap you in a blanket and feed you soup.
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Jul. 4th, 2009 | 04:13 am
OKAY.
John Corbett. TOTAL DILF. LIKE, WOW.
I'm watching United States of Tara and Marshall is adorable. Daddy John is hot. And all of Tara is awesome.
John Corbett. TOTAL DILF. LIKE, WOW.
I'm watching United States of Tara and Marshall is adorable. Daddy John is hot. And all of Tara is awesome.
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Jul. 3rd, 2009 | 03:51 am
Go to hell, universe. Stop dangling awesome straight men in front of me when we all know that I can't have them.
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Jun. 24th, 2009 | 01:48 pm

IS SHE TWITTING ABOUT NICK JONAS?
GUYS, I AM SO INVESTED WITH THESE TWO, I HATE IT. ARGH.
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Jun. 15th, 2009 | 03:19 pm
UGH.
I hate how I'm so invested in the Nick/Miley thing.
UGH.
I hate that when they were thirteen, Nick probably broke up with her because he knew they were still too young and he was all "I'm gonna be better when I'm older, Miley, just wait for me." And Miley was all heartbroken but she understood and was teary-eyed but nodding.
AND NOW. Miley and Nick, your shenanigans are making me too invested. PLEASE STOP NOW.
I bet Miley will write a song about how Prince Charming comes again.
I hate how I'm so invested in the Nick/Miley thing.
UGH.
I hate that when they were thirteen, Nick probably broke up with her because he knew they were still too young and he was all "I'm gonna be better when I'm older, Miley, just wait for me." And Miley was all heartbroken but she understood and was teary-eyed but nodding.
AND NOW. Miley and Nick, your shenanigans are making me too invested. PLEASE STOP NOW.
I bet Miley will write a song about how Prince Charming comes again.
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Jun. 12th, 2009 | 06:04 pm
Was intrigued by the hullabaloo about T. Swift's song "Love Story".
Made the mistake of listening to it.
It is now on eternal repeat on my laptop. FML.
I would like to blame Cam but I have already pardoned her sins because of her awesomesauce fic: Domestic Bliss and Other Oxymorons.
Made the mistake of listening to it.
It is now on eternal repeat on my laptop. FML.
I would like to blame Cam but I have already pardoned her sins because of her awesomesauce fic: Domestic Bliss and Other Oxymorons.
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re: JONAS live webcast
Jun. 5th, 2009 | 10:25 am
Dear Joe Jonas,
Hugging Nick is not a valid substitute for breathing.
Think of this as a valid concern about how you and your younger brother sometimes have inappropriate amounts of physical contact.
A concerned fan,
Mik
Hugging Nick is not a valid substitute for breathing.
Think of this as a valid concern about how you and your younger brother sometimes have inappropriate amounts of physical contact.
A concerned fan,
Mik
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Jun. 2nd, 2009 | 03:56 am
Okay, I am definitely into this Kris/Adam malarkey, OKAY?
I want to read FIC. LOTS AND LOTS OF FIC.
But I don't want to wade through a ton of crap first. So:
RECS PLEASE.
I'm LOOKING AT YOU
fiddleyoumust. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN READING LIKE MAD.
I want to read FIC. LOTS AND LOTS OF FIC.
But I don't want to wade through a ton of crap first. So:
RECS PLEASE.
I'm LOOKING AT YOU
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May. 25th, 2009 | 06:39 am
Oh, fuck you, Kris/Adam people.
Well, at least, I have a ship of appropriate age now.
Well, at least, I have a ship of appropriate age now.
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SPN 4.22 (spoilers)
May. 16th, 2009 | 08:48 pm
( Two questions. )
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May. 11th, 2009 | 05:35 am
Rewatched JONAS 1.2
Stella, still for the win: "What? My mouth is bigger now. I'm sorry."
Also.
JONAS 1.3
Pizza girl song:
PAINFUL. MAKE IT STOP.
Stella, still for the win: "What? My mouth is bigger now. I'm sorry."
Also.
JONAS 1.3
Pizza girl song:
PAINFUL. MAKE IT STOP.
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Joe/Nick - little future fic
May. 9th, 2009 | 12:12 am
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May. 6th, 2009 | 08:55 am
TAYLOR SWIFT.
You have won me over with your new music video.
ILU.
You have won me over with your new music video.
ILU.
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Spy!AU JoBro Nick/Joe
May. 4th, 2009 | 10:01 am
I was really disappointed that Disney went with the Jonas Brothers as being rockstars instead of sekrit spies for J.O.N.A.S. So unhappy that I decided to write a little something. Doesn't feature much actually spywork but we all know that all the settings I choose is pretty much a place for me to pump with as much porn as possible.
( Spy!AU JoBros )
( Spy!AU JoBros )
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J.O.N.A.S.
May. 4th, 2009 | 05:53 am
*laughs forever and ever and ever*
Okay, I kind of like the humor they're going for in this show. It's not like Hannah Montana where it's all loud and slapstick. Or That's So Raven where it's nothing but slapstick. It's actually... (dare I say it?) kind of smart and witty.
I mean, come on, the first episode pokes at the crazy fangirls. It's almost like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (which I love because it's smarty, witty humor for children at its finest).
Yes, yes, we all know that I'm watching it for Nick (what the hell is up with his voice?! It's so deep and grumbly and whispery, jesus effing christ) but the supporting cast is seriously cracking me up as well. I am ENJOYING THIS, OKAY?
I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
ETA.
JOE: *whaps Jimmy with butt-chair and glares* Jimmy.
Oh, Joe.
Okay, I kind of like the humor they're going for in this show. It's not like Hannah Montana where it's all loud and slapstick. Or That's So Raven where it's nothing but slapstick. It's actually... (dare I say it?) kind of smart and witty.
I mean, come on, the first episode pokes at the crazy fangirls. It's almost like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (which I love because it's smarty, witty humor for children at its finest).
Yes, yes, we all know that I'm watching it for Nick (what the hell is up with his voice?! It's so deep and grumbly and whispery, jesus effing christ) but the supporting cast is seriously cracking me up as well. I am ENJOYING THIS, OKAY?
I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
ETA.
JOE: *whaps Jimmy with butt-chair and glares* Jimmy.
Oh, Joe.
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May. 4th, 2009 | 03:25 am
Okay.
I am sold.
Brennan/Booth.
I ship it. HARD.
I want to read that Booth/Brennan story that is epic and understated at the same time. Something that's completely them and captures their chemistry flawlessly. Anybody have any suggestions?
I am sold.
Brennan/Booth.
I ship it. HARD.
I want to read that Booth/Brennan story that is epic and understated at the same time. Something that's completely them and captures their chemistry flawlessly. Anybody have any suggestions?
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May. 3rd, 2009 | 03:36 am
I need to buy an external harddrive.
Where else am I going to store my copies of J.O.N.A.S.?
I wish Disney stuck with their original idea of the Jonas Brothers BEING SPIES. If only for the chance to see Nick in a black, form-fitting stealth suit.
Where else am I going to store my copies of J.O.N.A.S.?
I wish Disney stuck with their original idea of the Jonas Brothers BEING SPIES. If only for the chance to see Nick in a black, form-fitting stealth suit.
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Apr. 30th, 2009 | 12:42 pm
Dear Frankie Jonas,
I am grateful that you were born a boy. Had you been a girl, you would have been kept in a large, extremely comfortable velvet box, full of shiny pretty things and guarded by four extremely protective brothers who would have fetched the moon for you if you had asked. They would all be wrapped around your finger, at your beck and call.
There would be four padlocks on your nice velvet box and each of them have a different key, one for each male Jonas. Kevin Sr. and Kevin Jr. would guard their keys with their life, most likely hung around their neck by a cord.
Joe would, by nature, lose his key immediately, therefore condemning you to a closeted life wherein he would play dolls with you for all of his life.
Nick, smartest of them all, would see that you are the most precious thing in this world and decide that no man in this planet would ever be good enough for you. He will melt down both his keys (yes, Joe's key is actually with him - he found it under the bed last night when Joe slept over), use both of them as guitar picks and rock out and sing you lullabies forever.
The end.
Thinking about it, I wish you had been a girl. A girl Jonas would have definitely been awesome. And no, Joe doesn't count as a girl Jonas no matter how much he looks like he shops from Tranny-Bags.
Love,
Mik
I am grateful that you were born a boy. Had you been a girl, you would have been kept in a large, extremely comfortable velvet box, full of shiny pretty things and guarded by four extremely protective brothers who would have fetched the moon for you if you had asked. They would all be wrapped around your finger, at your beck and call.
There would be four padlocks on your nice velvet box and each of them have a different key, one for each male Jonas. Kevin Sr. and Kevin Jr. would guard their keys with their life, most likely hung around their neck by a cord.
Joe would, by nature, lose his key immediately, therefore condemning you to a closeted life wherein he would play dolls with you for all of his life.
Nick, smartest of them all, would see that you are the most precious thing in this world and decide that no man in this planet would ever be good enough for you. He will melt down both his keys (yes, Joe's key is actually with him - he found it under the bed last night when Joe slept over), use both of them as guitar picks and rock out and sing you lullabies forever.
The end.
Thinking about it, I wish you had been a girl. A girl Jonas would have definitely been awesome. And no, Joe doesn't count as a girl Jonas no matter how much he looks like he shops from Tranny-Bags.
Love,
Mik
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Apr. 30th, 2009 | 04:46 am
Guys, I'm so happy. I just read two good fics in a row.
Nothing really gets to me than beautiful words.
Nothing really gets to me than beautiful words.
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Apr. 27th, 2009 | 12:51 pm
UGH.
People, I can't even check my friendlist in public or mixed company now.
IT HAS TOO MUCH JONAS BROTHERS ON IT.
I am afraid of the suspicious and judging looks, okay?
People, I can't even check my friendlist in public or mixed company now.
IT HAS TOO MUCH JONAS BROTHERS ON IT.
I am afraid of the suspicious and judging looks, okay?
